omglolz
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Post by omglolz on Sept 9, 2006 21:09:27 GMT -5
Look, you're really not supposed to be here, and people are starting to think I'm some kind of cripplephobic, so... I'm going to let you ask me one question, then it's back to earth!
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omglolz
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Post by omglolz on Sept 9, 2006 21:20:54 GMT -5
-thinkingsound- Okay, okay, so let's say you, you god, are in a jeep ride with your friend-
I... I have no friends...
Le'ts say you have a friend.
But I don't-
STFU So you're in this ride with your friend, when all of a sudden the car breaks down-
I don't think I can fit in a car...
-sigh- So, you try to fix it, but you are unable to and are stranded.
But I'm god... can't I... fly away or something?
No, you can't use your powers.
Oh so it's like that powerpuff girls episode where they lost their powers!
Yes, just like that.
That was a good episode. The mayor is so goofy.
Yeah, him and his pickle fetish...
-GOD+CRIPPLE LAUGHING-
so you can't use your powers, and you are miles from the nearest city.
'kay
So you and your friend travel for hours upon hours, and you have water and your friend doesn't. You know that if you drink the water, you will live and get to the nearest city. But if you share the water with your friend, you will both die. What would you do?
fly?
PPG remember!
Ooh, I... I uh... I... You talk a lot for a cripple, you know?! That's why I hate your kind!
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omglolz
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Post by omglolz on Sept 9, 2006 21:21:23 GMT -5
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Post by omglolz on Sept 9, 2006 21:21:45 GMT -5
Hello, Blossom.
What is it, Buttercup?
-fart-
-PPGlaugh-
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omglolz
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Post by omglolz on Sept 9, 2006 21:23:15 GMT -5
So, was it the leg you wanted?
-turtlenod-
Ack! Okay, okay, I'm alive I'm alive. And I have decided, to become, A JEW!
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omglolz
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Post by omglolz on Sept 9, 2006 21:49:51 GMT -5
A JEW?
Yes.
Okay, but we still have to find my real parents.
Sure I'll help you my loved friend, just let me change.
Let's go.
What the f**k are you wearing? You look... emo?
It's hasidic, I'm a jew don't you know.
A jew? Does that mean you are going to b*tch and moan all the time?
Yes.
tadatadatadatadaaaaaa
So, we're going to...
Wait I gotta buy some stuff.
Sigh. Okay. Hey baby, wanna get down tonight?
With who... oh, you?
-nod-
No.
Dear god. You have facial details. It's horrible.
This is how God made me, and I'm fine with it.
But you just bought it-
Shhh this is how he made me.
Whatever. Hot.
Hey you come here.
Yes?
YOU DISGUST ME YOU FILTHY wh*r*. SINNER! -lespit-
-FemaleWhine-
Don't do that! She was totally digging me!
She's a sinner, showing bellybuttons in public is like showing dead children in public. Actually, I don't know the difference between bellybuttons and dead children anymore
Dude, you're seriously starting to suck.
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omglolz
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Post by omglolz on Sept 9, 2006 21:51:25 GMT -5
Have you seen turtle? I wanna make him a jew too. Come onnn. You'll look as cool as me.
WILD THANG.
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Post by omglolz on Sept 9, 2006 21:52:16 GMT -5
No? Ok.
Dood, we need to find my mom.
Okay, I'll ask god where she is.
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Post by omglolz on Sept 9, 2006 21:56:16 GMT -5
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Post by omglolz on Sept 9, 2006 21:59:23 GMT -5
Amen.
Hey, God, you got a message from that crippled kid.
-RING-
Hello? Oh, okay. Your mom is in Iran.
Iran? Lol you gonna get killed.
Nah, god is with me.
LOL HE'S GONNA GET KILLED.
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